I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
