Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
