I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
