drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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