I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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