why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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