She's JV to your varsity
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I would ride that face into the sunset
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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