We're facebook friends in real life
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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