so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
