i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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