How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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