People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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