Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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