i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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