i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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