In the future we'll all be gay
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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