Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
