thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bang-toberfest begins!!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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