if i can run in heels then i can drive
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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