Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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