doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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