Too much gin, very little bucket
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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