Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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