Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
