I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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