escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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