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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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