When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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