windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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