New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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