So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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