Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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