If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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