there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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