Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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