yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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