So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
