That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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