okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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