Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Rumble strips road head = magical
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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