Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i think i just lost a toe
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