Non-Jews are for practice
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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