if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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