Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dick very happy bro
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