i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
