Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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