did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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