Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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