Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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