No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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