Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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