what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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