Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize