This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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