what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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