I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Randomize
