How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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